January 2012
my friend is such an asshole. omg
I just texted her “Happy new year!! :)”, then she texts me back “On my way to see Justin Bieber, you jelly?”, she’s in NY and Justin is there too doing a new year concert…. she hates him! KLHDSAKFKJDSAFHDSKAHFS i’m going to kill myself. i love her though xoxo
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
HAPPY NEW YEAR! :)
December 2011
and to this day, I still don't really understand...
thesoundof1direction:
dimpslikeharry:
I never did… :)
Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
psychadeliachild:
Me: Loads of people got tour tickets that can't even spell their names.
Mum: Oh rly.
Me: yes.
Mum: They should line everyone up outside and those who can spell Zayn, get in, those who can't, don't.
Me & everyone in the world: MOTHER YOU ARE A GENIUS
Have you been mobbed by fans?
Liam: I'm given spoons by some fans, even though I have a phobia of them! I can hold them, I just can't use them.
Niall: Fans always ask me if I 'll marry them, so I'm going to have alot of wives!
Louis: Some dress in carrot costumes and give me carrots.
Zayn: That's because Louis jokingly once said he liked girls who eat carrots!
Liam: Zayn gets the older fans.
Zayn: I may have noticed this...
Liam: But mums tend to like me, which is all good
Zayn: Harry's fans are hardcore. They follow us everywhere and sleep in our hotels.
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
That awkward moment when you're telling someone a... →
And you’re just like
Anonymous asked: i would notice if you deleted your tumblr, it makes me laugh so much
Anonymous asked: you've maturbated?
make an assumtion about me and ill tell you if its... →
That awkward moment when Liam corrects someone...
connieisclassy:
If I deleted my Tumblr tonight, nobody would even... →
Anonymous asked: I love your new tumblr header picture! :o
monsterhugs:
what if people in real life stopped in the middle of their sentences, said “READ MORE” and then started whispering under their breath
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
10knotes:
Harry Styles has a dig bick. Reblog this if you...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
annijade:
Personally, I think the fight to make bras acceptable is much more important than the fight for gay marriage.
are you kidding me^
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour