February 2012
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
loveforzourry:
zaynsonethingwife:
The boys...
Normal people: Let's go to the concert at 5:00 PM so we're there in time for doors. Who cares about where we stand in the crowd!
Me and my friends: If we get there at 4:00 AM we can be the first people in line even though we have to wait 14 hours until doors open to get let in but at least we can be front row.
when going back to edit a post with a typo
NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
mom: let me see your blog. me: me: me: *throws computer out of window* me: what blog?
Reblog this and see what you get.
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
Meanwhile, in my love life, my wallet and my ask...
Okay, reblog if you're a true fan.
I’m going to make a page full of real Directioners on my blog tonight. Then when new blogs ask me if they can be a part of it will be able to say.
-any 1d blog that re-blogs this will be on the page.
Put a celebrity in my ask and i'll tell you HOT or...
beyoncebeytwice:
wow my internet goes out more than i do
mcdonalds: welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order
me: hi yes can i get a 6,000 piece mcnuggets
mcdonalds:
